Persuasive Funny Speech Topics or Ideas

Ten Persuasive Funny Speech Topic samples: 

1. Men remember: women want bright coloured, funny and worthless goodies as a gift.

2. Do's and don'ts when visiting a new mother and baby.

3. Being rude is the only way to get off telemarketers.

4. It should be made illegal to phone while driving a car.

5. Tips to take toll high ways or bridges without paying.

6. Let others pay your holiday trips with the perfect collect call strategy.

7. Decorating your college apartment with a low budget.

8. How to handle well-meaning people you don't like.

9. Effective optical cleaning methods for your home shortly before your parents arrive.

10. The ten commandments in a restaurant boys and girls room.

Ten kid funny speech topic ideas: 

1. How to drive the baby-sitter crazy.

2. Tips for choosing a practical lunch box.

3. How to behave in a chique restaurant.

4. How to design your own personal place mat.

5. How to make funny shaped ice cubes.

6. Tips to answer the phone well.

7. Three fun games to play at beach.

8. Sleeping a night in the backyard with a friend.

9. The funniest amusement parks.

10. Ways to re-use stickers that are not sticky anymore. Or list many bumpersticker texts and see if they could be turned into a funny speech topic!

Funny Speech Topics or Ideas

1. How to make fun every day in life.
2. The working of Murphy's Law.
3. Chasing idle dreams is a good habit.
4. Unexpected disasters that can happen.
5. Funny job applicant stories.
6. How I choose friends.
7. People with mediocre talents have success and high talented people haven't.
8. Why my - any fun speech topic - looks cooler than the ... of my neighbour.
9. Rare speed limits and the reasons why.
10. When I resign, I will ...
11. My motto: I’m flexible by indecision.
12. Ways to remember birthdays.
13. For her/him who doesn't have to do it, nothing is impossible.
14. How to give your dog or cat a pill.
15. Why men are proud of themselves.
16. How to cheat poker the nice way.
17. Why I don't want to be a millionaire.
18. Eating flowers is possible.
19. How to determine you are addicted to the Internet.
20. Wine/beer/cocktail of the month.
21. How to be a charming host at any event.
22. Demonstrate tasting wine in a humorous way.
23. If I were my boss, then I ...
24. Happy puppies make humans happy.
25. How to deny reality.
26. Ten fun things to do during an exam.
27. Urban running acrobatics.
28. Ten ways to order a pizza.
29. Your guide to life.
30. How to throw a paper airplane in class.
31. Ten things you've learned from your pet.
32. Personal bloopers are great funny topics for a speech.
33. My most profitable mistake.
34. Funny computer terms and phrases.
35. What women really say when they talk to men.
36. Answers on the meaning of life.
37. Funny holidays in other countries.
38. How to find funny speech topics in 24 hours.
39. Woman marries much younger man.
40. Bare funny facts about men.
41. Funny facts about women.
42. How to become a rat and make a fortune.
43. Rules for boys who want to date with your sister.
44. Funny first date experiences.
45. A true story that ain't true in the end.
46. Unusual incidents.